Welcome to the Company (or what it's really like working here)

Unlike some other companies (which we won't name here), we at The Gordon Wiggins Group want you to become fully versed in our rules, regulations, and corporate culture as quickly as possible. So we've provided for you (at the low cost of only $9.95, which you can pay now or which can be deducted from your first paycheck- your choice!) Welcome to the Company, our official Employee Handbook, which you will soon come to know and love as your bible! We're so pleased that you've decided to join our little family, and with our help, we know that in no time at all you'll be a productive and essential team member! And, as our President, Gordon Wiggins, always says (see A Message From Our President, at the beginning of the handbook),